Who are you trying to attract,
When you go out dressed like that?
Surely you don't mean to impress,
In that teeny weeny, bright pink dress?
Are you going to a party?
Because you look a bit tarty
Really darling it's far too lowcut,
You really look like a-

Oh daddy, oh dad,
Please don't get mad,
it's really not that bad,
And I've already got a lad
All the girls are wearing it,
Or something similar it's a hit
If i don't wear this outfit,
I will really look quite-

Don't be silly or ridicoulous,
On your aunt's birthday event,
you wore a dress so stupendous,
Remember? resembled a tent.

Gasp and horror, oh no,
In that i couldn't go,
It's really ugly woah,
But of course you wouldn't know

About the latest fashions now,
They really make you go wow,
And by the by it's not too short,
It fact i think i look hawt.

Go upstairs and change immediately,
I cannot bear to see my girl like this,
who do you think you are really?
and you will definitely not kiss-

I will not, you don't own me,
I can do what i like,what i can!
why are you so bossy?
How your my dad i will never understand.

Now you have gone to far young lady,
You have put me up to the test
You have been awful lately,
your under house arrest!

So they girl goes slowly to her room,
annoyed and in an angry fume,
but when dad's watching night time tv eating takeaway,
she escapes through the backdoor and goes anyway.