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For the Pun of It
March 1, 2015
A world without puns would
be an utter nightmare.
It’s almost like living in a world with
unsharpened pencils: pointless.
Puns are like eggs.
Creating an egg-quisite pun can take
months to master.
Am I scrambling your mind with these puns yet?
Puns are like the ocean.
The water continuously waving to say, hello!
Did you sea what I did there?
I’m shore it’s easy to spot it.
Puns are great for poetry.
Who’s the greatest poet?
Shakespeare? Oh, Poe-lease!
Edgar Allen Poe definitely is the greatest Poe-t.
© Jovee B., Dededo, Guam
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