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How to get a Failing Grade
Materials:
4 Cups of No effort
2 Cups of Missing Assignments
Dash of Skipping class
Pinch of pencils
A dab of focus
Mound of Attitude
Ingredients
You want to start failing on the first day of school
Once you get your first assignment make sure you do not do it for school tomorrow so the teacher will give you an F for that assignment
Also, don’t show up to class every day because you will miss assignments and in-class activities
If you ever have tests or quizzes make sure you do not study for them and don’t try on the test
You need to keep not doing your homework all semester so your grade can drop down to an F
When you are in class you should not pay attention to what you learning and instead sit on your phone the whole time
Once you get close to the end of the semester you should not do any of your late work or assignments.
When exam week comes you should not study any of the stuff you learned that year and try to fail the exam.
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