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Mountain Dew In Heaven
Last night I dreamt of being in heaven and the skies were sienna orange and I was drinking a mountain dew. Abe Lincoln was with me and we went to Silver Lake and we saw Keanu Reeves eating some pancakes while riding a shark. I talked to Abe Lincoln and he gave me 1 million dollars and then said, "Hola Savannah." I said oh fudge and started eating snow without you. Then I started listening to some Pooh Sheisty and I said, “Bruv, I wanna be a plumber without socks.” Then I started doing some mathematics on a unicorn and it said, “You can have a cookie.”
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